Post by Samantha Mcmahon on Sept 7, 2005 20:27:30 GMT -5
Lingerie T.L.C Match
Trish Stratus .Vs. Christy Hemme(Champion)
We come back from commercial break to Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler..
..::Jim Ross::..
"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen Our next match is going to be for the Women's Championship.. It should be a brutal Match King.. Christy Hemme has made it a TLC Match!"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Who cares.. the Main thing is they will be in Lingerie! WOOHOO!!"
..::Jim Ross::..
"King.. these Ladies are putting their body on the line and all you can think about is what they are wearing?"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Well JR someone has too.. I mean where would we be without Puppies and Lingerie?"
Jim Ross shakes his head as Lillian Garcia gets in the ring with the Women's Championship. She hands it to the referee who places it on a hook and secures it as it is then hoisted up into the air 30 feet! Lillian then gets her microphone and starts the introductions as 'Keys To The City' by Lil Kim plays over the PA System as Trish comes out wearing a red silk robe. She has Taker and Kane by her side.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"This match is a Tables Ladders and Chairs match.. and it is for the Women's Championship.. Making her way to the ring.. being accompanied by Undertaker and Kane.. Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.. standing 5'4" weighing in at 134 lbs.. The challenger... TRISH STRATUS!"
Trish saunters her way down to the ring and steps through the ropes ignoring the fans booing.
..::Jim Ross::..
"Oh come on.. How is having Taker and Kane down there necessary?"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Batista gave them to her for protection.. So that is why.. you know how that damn Dream team is JR! They will attack Trish for no reason at all!"
Jim rolls his eyes as Trish gets in her fighting stance when 'My Goodies' by Ciara plays over the PA System. Christy come bounding out with her seemingly unlimited energy. She skips down to the ring with her hair tossing from side to side she is wearing a baby pink silk robe.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"Making her way to the ring.. Hailing from California.. standing 5'4" weighing in at 127 lbs.. She is the TCW Women's Champion... CHRISTY HEMME!"
Christy climbs into the ring with a smirk until she sees Taker and Kane. She shakes it off as The referee explains the match.
..::Earl Hepner::..
"Okay Ladies.. as soon as you both disrobe.. we can get the TLC match underway.."
Trish shoves past Christy as she slowly drops her robe to reveal her Red lace boy shorts and matching bra with a black mesh tank over it. She smirks and struts around as she gets some wolf whistles and cat calls. As she steps tot he side Christy de-robes to reveal her pink satin boyshorts with a matching pink satin corset. The fans wolf whistles and cat calls Christy as well. Christy smiles and then smirks as she turns around only to get a closeline from Trish. Christy starts getting back up only to have Trish kick her hard in the ribs. As Christy holds her ribs Trish gets out and grabs a steel chair and slides it into the ring. She then slides back in and grabs the chair as she stands Christy starts pushing back up. Trish goes to swing at Christy's head. Christy rolls out of the way and then kicks Trish in the knee making her fall forward. Christy nips up and helps Trish up only to kick her hard in the gut and deliver a DDT. She then slides out and grabs a ladder and slides it in the ring and goes in after it. She picks it up and sets it in the corner. She then pulls Trish up only to position her just right and then monkey flip her back first into the ladder. Trish yelps and holds her back as Christy then gets the ladder and sets it up. She climbs and reaches up for the belt.. Only to have Taker get into the ring and pushes the ladder over sending Christy falling to the out side of the ring into Kane's arms. Kane smirks and starts sniffing Christy's hair only to be slapped by the small diva.
..::Jim Ross::..
"Leave her alone damn it!"
Kane gets angry and and tosses her into the ring steps. Christy lays on the ground trying to get up but keeps grabbing her back.. Kane lifts her up and kisses her roughly and then tosses her back into the ring. Taker helps Trish up and hands her the chair. After he does this the ref bards Taker and Kane from ringside!
..::Jim Ross::..
"A little late there Earl.. They already did their damage!"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"How dare Kane kiss my PUPPIES!"
Trish yells at the ref but then gets back to work.. She then smirks and hits Christy in the ribs. Christy balls up as Trish sets the ladder back up and starts to climb.. Christy crawls over tot he ladder slowly. As Trish reaches the top Christy knocks the ladder over. Trish falls landing on the ropes. She slides off the ropes and hits the mat hard. Christy finally stands and picks the ladder up only to drop it down hard on Trish's chest. She then sets the ladder up and starts to climb slowly still feeling the effect of Kane's attack.. As She starts to grab for the belt she sees Trish is now up. When Trish goes to knock over the ladder Christy manages to catch herself and land on her feet. Trish dives at Christy but Christy moves and trips Trish up. As Trish gets back to her feet Christy lands her Last Kiss! The fans go wild as she then re-sets the ladder up and then climbs the ladder with her 2nd wind.. She climbs the ladder and reaches her hand up as she latches onto the belt. When she sees Trish getting up she kicks the ladder over and hangs. The belt finally comes loose as Christy falls to the mat.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"Winner of this Match.. and still Women's Champion.. CHRISTY HEMME!"
..::Jim Ross::..
"Oh My God King! Christy Did it! She retained her Championship!"
Trish gets up and has a pissed off look on her face. Christy stagers but stands clutching the belt. She smirks and raises her hand only to have Trish dive at her again.. Christy dodges once again and this time she drops the belt and pulls Trish up by the hair and kicks her hard in the mid-section and delivers the Twist of Fate! The fans cheer.. Christy smirks and reaches down and grabs two handfuls of Trish's top and yanks it right off and over Trish's head! The male fans go nuts as Christy slides out of the ring. Earl goes over and raise Christy's hand as we fade to commercial break...
Winner: Christy Hemme
Match Length: 14:05
Ladder Match~Money in the Bank for #1 Contendership to the World Title
Randy Orton .Vs. Dave Batista with Torrie Wilson
..::Jim Ross::..
"Well King.. Here is yet another Grudge match between the Dream Team and Batista's Group.."
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Huh.. Oh yeah.. Um I am going for um.. what Match are we on?.. I was still kind of thinking about the puppies... I saw Puppies Jr.. They were there and and soo beautiful.. Why they take the puppies away damn it."
Jim shakes his head as Lillian gets in the ring as the briefcase is raised in the air.. Then Batista's Music plays as he walks out hand in hand with Torrie Wilson.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"This match is a Money in the Bank Ladder Match.. and it is for the #1 Contendership to the World Heavyweight Championship.. Making his way to the ring.. being accompanied by Torrie Wilson.... The Animal... BATISTA!"
Batista and Torrie make their way to the ring.. Dave climbs up and holds the ropes down for Torrie as she walks in the ring with a big smile on her face. As Dave come in after her Randy Orton's music begins..
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"Making his way to the ring.. The Legend Killer... RANDY ORTON!"
Randy walks out doing is taunt as the fans go wild. As he makes his way to the ring Torrie whispers to Dave.. He smirks and nods. Torrie gets out of the ring and pulls her cell out and calls someone..
..::Torrie Wilson::..
"Go Do It.."
Randy slides in the ring as the bell rings.. Both men lock up.. Batista is able to out power Randy and tosses him into the turn buckle. Randy is not taken back by it as he just leaps forward with a clothesline. Both men keep going back and forth with the one who is ahead.. Randy goes to bounce off the ropes but Torrie tries to grab a hold of his leg. Randy gets pissed as he turns around and grabs a handful of blond hair and starts pulling her into the ring. While he is not looking Dave gets a hold of a chair and all you can hear is the WHACK of the chair hitting Randy's back. Randy drops Torrie and falls forward knocking her off the apron.
..::Jim Ross::..
"What in the world is Torrie trying to do.. Get herself killed?"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"She is helping Mr Money in the sack.."
Jim shakes his head as you hear another WHACK as the chair connects with Randy's head. Fans are booing as Torrie cheers Dave on.
..::Torrie Wilson::..
"Come on baby.. Make him bleed for me!"
Batista gets a sick smirk as he slides out of the ring and reaches under it pulling out a sledgehammer! He gets in the ring and goes to swing but Orton Moves! Randy gets up bleeding some from head. He moves again when Dave swings. Randy gets up and dodges yet another swing. When Dave lifts the sledge to swing again Randy grabs the handle.. Both men are pulling but Randy kicks Dave in the knee to get better leverage.. It works as Orton gets control of the Sledge. He smirks as he then kicks Dave in the gut and swings the sledge landing right in the chest. Batista falls back holding his chest as you hear Torrie Scream. Randy takes the sledge and aims for the ribs on Dave. Dave yells in pain as Randy gets out of the ring and goes for the ladder. As he is grabbing the ladder randy hears a familiar scream as on the Titanton appears Taker and Kane holding Christy. Kane is sniffing her hair again and licks her cheek. Christy is crying trying to get loose. Kane then tosses her in the back seat of a limo as Kane climb in and drive off.. Randy sees this and starts running for them only to have Taker to meet him in the back.. The two get into a fight... As this goes on Torrie is trying to revive Dave.. Taker then tosses Randy out onto the stage.. Randy is now bleeding bad. Taker kicks him and knocks him down the ramp. He leaves Randy there and climbs into the ring and goes over to Torrie and starts shaking Batista. Dave finally starts coming around holding his head. While this is going on Randy is slowly climbing into the ring.. Taker helps Dave up and sets the ladder into position and gives him a hand climbing.. Torrie is just jumping up and down cheering.. None of them paying attention to Orton who is now behind taker.. He taps him on the shoulder as Taker turns RKO!!! As Randy lands the RKO.. the vibrations and the bodies hitting the mat cause the ladder to topple over. Torrie gets in Randy's face and hauls off trying to slap him. Randy catches her hand and RKO!!! Randy then waits... as Batista starts getting back to his feet Randy turns him to face him and then.. RKO!!!!!!!! Randy then puts the ladder back into place.. he climbs rung for rung until he reaches the top. He reaches out and unclasps the briefcase and falls to the mat! The fans are going wild.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"The winner of this match and Mr. Money in the Bank... RANDY ORTON!"
..::Jim Ross::..
"He did it King.. With all the odds staked against him.. Randy pulled it off.. Now all we can do is hope Christy is okay..."
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"I normally go for Batista but I even see this as wrong.. Christy did not do anything to deserve this... No telling what that Monster will do to her.."
Randy pushes himself to his feet and grabs his briefcase and slides out of the ring.. and hurries to the back best he can.. to hopefully find Christy as we fade to black...
Winner: Randy Orton
Match Length: 30:25
(OOC: Okay the rest of the results will be written out later but here are the winners..
Rey vs Eddie
Winner: DRAW
Christian Vs jericho
Winner:Christian
Reversed dession..
Winner: Chris Jericho)
Trish Stratus .Vs. Christy Hemme(Champion)
We come back from commercial break to Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler..
..::Jim Ross::..
"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen Our next match is going to be for the Women's Championship.. It should be a brutal Match King.. Christy Hemme has made it a TLC Match!"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Who cares.. the Main thing is they will be in Lingerie! WOOHOO!!"
..::Jim Ross::..
"King.. these Ladies are putting their body on the line and all you can think about is what they are wearing?"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Well JR someone has too.. I mean where would we be without Puppies and Lingerie?"
Jim Ross shakes his head as Lillian Garcia gets in the ring with the Women's Championship. She hands it to the referee who places it on a hook and secures it as it is then hoisted up into the air 30 feet! Lillian then gets her microphone and starts the introductions as 'Keys To The City' by Lil Kim plays over the PA System as Trish comes out wearing a red silk robe. She has Taker and Kane by her side.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"This match is a Tables Ladders and Chairs match.. and it is for the Women's Championship.. Making her way to the ring.. being accompanied by Undertaker and Kane.. Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.. standing 5'4" weighing in at 134 lbs.. The challenger... TRISH STRATUS!"
Trish saunters her way down to the ring and steps through the ropes ignoring the fans booing.
..::Jim Ross::..
"Oh come on.. How is having Taker and Kane down there necessary?"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Batista gave them to her for protection.. So that is why.. you know how that damn Dream team is JR! They will attack Trish for no reason at all!"
Jim rolls his eyes as Trish gets in her fighting stance when 'My Goodies' by Ciara plays over the PA System. Christy come bounding out with her seemingly unlimited energy. She skips down to the ring with her hair tossing from side to side she is wearing a baby pink silk robe.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"Making her way to the ring.. Hailing from California.. standing 5'4" weighing in at 127 lbs.. She is the TCW Women's Champion... CHRISTY HEMME!"
Christy climbs into the ring with a smirk until she sees Taker and Kane. She shakes it off as The referee explains the match.
..::Earl Hepner::..
"Okay Ladies.. as soon as you both disrobe.. we can get the TLC match underway.."
Trish shoves past Christy as she slowly drops her robe to reveal her Red lace boy shorts and matching bra with a black mesh tank over it. She smirks and struts around as she gets some wolf whistles and cat calls. As she steps tot he side Christy de-robes to reveal her pink satin boyshorts with a matching pink satin corset. The fans wolf whistles and cat calls Christy as well. Christy smiles and then smirks as she turns around only to get a closeline from Trish. Christy starts getting back up only to have Trish kick her hard in the ribs. As Christy holds her ribs Trish gets out and grabs a steel chair and slides it into the ring. She then slides back in and grabs the chair as she stands Christy starts pushing back up. Trish goes to swing at Christy's head. Christy rolls out of the way and then kicks Trish in the knee making her fall forward. Christy nips up and helps Trish up only to kick her hard in the gut and deliver a DDT. She then slides out and grabs a ladder and slides it in the ring and goes in after it. She picks it up and sets it in the corner. She then pulls Trish up only to position her just right and then monkey flip her back first into the ladder. Trish yelps and holds her back as Christy then gets the ladder and sets it up. She climbs and reaches up for the belt.. Only to have Taker get into the ring and pushes the ladder over sending Christy falling to the out side of the ring into Kane's arms. Kane smirks and starts sniffing Christy's hair only to be slapped by the small diva.
..::Jim Ross::..
"Leave her alone damn it!"
Kane gets angry and and tosses her into the ring steps. Christy lays on the ground trying to get up but keeps grabbing her back.. Kane lifts her up and kisses her roughly and then tosses her back into the ring. Taker helps Trish up and hands her the chair. After he does this the ref bards Taker and Kane from ringside!
..::Jim Ross::..
"A little late there Earl.. They already did their damage!"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"How dare Kane kiss my PUPPIES!"
Trish yells at the ref but then gets back to work.. She then smirks and hits Christy in the ribs. Christy balls up as Trish sets the ladder back up and starts to climb.. Christy crawls over tot he ladder slowly. As Trish reaches the top Christy knocks the ladder over. Trish falls landing on the ropes. She slides off the ropes and hits the mat hard. Christy finally stands and picks the ladder up only to drop it down hard on Trish's chest. She then sets the ladder up and starts to climb slowly still feeling the effect of Kane's attack.. As She starts to grab for the belt she sees Trish is now up. When Trish goes to knock over the ladder Christy manages to catch herself and land on her feet. Trish dives at Christy but Christy moves and trips Trish up. As Trish gets back to her feet Christy lands her Last Kiss! The fans go wild as she then re-sets the ladder up and then climbs the ladder with her 2nd wind.. She climbs the ladder and reaches her hand up as she latches onto the belt. When she sees Trish getting up she kicks the ladder over and hangs. The belt finally comes loose as Christy falls to the mat.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"Winner of this Match.. and still Women's Champion.. CHRISTY HEMME!"
..::Jim Ross::..
"Oh My God King! Christy Did it! She retained her Championship!"
Trish gets up and has a pissed off look on her face. Christy stagers but stands clutching the belt. She smirks and raises her hand only to have Trish dive at her again.. Christy dodges once again and this time she drops the belt and pulls Trish up by the hair and kicks her hard in the mid-section and delivers the Twist of Fate! The fans cheer.. Christy smirks and reaches down and grabs two handfuls of Trish's top and yanks it right off and over Trish's head! The male fans go nuts as Christy slides out of the ring. Earl goes over and raise Christy's hand as we fade to commercial break...
Winner: Christy Hemme
Match Length: 14:05
Ladder Match~Money in the Bank for #1 Contendership to the World Title
Randy Orton .Vs. Dave Batista with Torrie Wilson
..::Jim Ross::..
"Well King.. Here is yet another Grudge match between the Dream Team and Batista's Group.."
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"Huh.. Oh yeah.. Um I am going for um.. what Match are we on?.. I was still kind of thinking about the puppies... I saw Puppies Jr.. They were there and and soo beautiful.. Why they take the puppies away damn it."
Jim shakes his head as Lillian gets in the ring as the briefcase is raised in the air.. Then Batista's Music plays as he walks out hand in hand with Torrie Wilson.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"This match is a Money in the Bank Ladder Match.. and it is for the #1 Contendership to the World Heavyweight Championship.. Making his way to the ring.. being accompanied by Torrie Wilson.... The Animal... BATISTA!"
Batista and Torrie make their way to the ring.. Dave climbs up and holds the ropes down for Torrie as she walks in the ring with a big smile on her face. As Dave come in after her Randy Orton's music begins..
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"Making his way to the ring.. The Legend Killer... RANDY ORTON!"
Randy walks out doing is taunt as the fans go wild. As he makes his way to the ring Torrie whispers to Dave.. He smirks and nods. Torrie gets out of the ring and pulls her cell out and calls someone..
..::Torrie Wilson::..
"Go Do It.."
Randy slides in the ring as the bell rings.. Both men lock up.. Batista is able to out power Randy and tosses him into the turn buckle. Randy is not taken back by it as he just leaps forward with a clothesline. Both men keep going back and forth with the one who is ahead.. Randy goes to bounce off the ropes but Torrie tries to grab a hold of his leg. Randy gets pissed as he turns around and grabs a handful of blond hair and starts pulling her into the ring. While he is not looking Dave gets a hold of a chair and all you can hear is the WHACK of the chair hitting Randy's back. Randy drops Torrie and falls forward knocking her off the apron.
..::Jim Ross::..
"What in the world is Torrie trying to do.. Get herself killed?"
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"She is helping Mr Money in the sack.."
Jim shakes his head as you hear another WHACK as the chair connects with Randy's head. Fans are booing as Torrie cheers Dave on.
..::Torrie Wilson::..
"Come on baby.. Make him bleed for me!"
Batista gets a sick smirk as he slides out of the ring and reaches under it pulling out a sledgehammer! He gets in the ring and goes to swing but Orton Moves! Randy gets up bleeding some from head. He moves again when Dave swings. Randy gets up and dodges yet another swing. When Dave lifts the sledge to swing again Randy grabs the handle.. Both men are pulling but Randy kicks Dave in the knee to get better leverage.. It works as Orton gets control of the Sledge. He smirks as he then kicks Dave in the gut and swings the sledge landing right in the chest. Batista falls back holding his chest as you hear Torrie Scream. Randy takes the sledge and aims for the ribs on Dave. Dave yells in pain as Randy gets out of the ring and goes for the ladder. As he is grabbing the ladder randy hears a familiar scream as on the Titanton appears Taker and Kane holding Christy. Kane is sniffing her hair again and licks her cheek. Christy is crying trying to get loose. Kane then tosses her in the back seat of a limo as Kane climb in and drive off.. Randy sees this and starts running for them only to have Taker to meet him in the back.. The two get into a fight... As this goes on Torrie is trying to revive Dave.. Taker then tosses Randy out onto the stage.. Randy is now bleeding bad. Taker kicks him and knocks him down the ramp. He leaves Randy there and climbs into the ring and goes over to Torrie and starts shaking Batista. Dave finally starts coming around holding his head. While this is going on Randy is slowly climbing into the ring.. Taker helps Dave up and sets the ladder into position and gives him a hand climbing.. Torrie is just jumping up and down cheering.. None of them paying attention to Orton who is now behind taker.. He taps him on the shoulder as Taker turns RKO!!! As Randy lands the RKO.. the vibrations and the bodies hitting the mat cause the ladder to topple over. Torrie gets in Randy's face and hauls off trying to slap him. Randy catches her hand and RKO!!! Randy then waits... as Batista starts getting back to his feet Randy turns him to face him and then.. RKO!!!!!!!! Randy then puts the ladder back into place.. he climbs rung for rung until he reaches the top. He reaches out and unclasps the briefcase and falls to the mat! The fans are going wild.
..::Lillian Garcia::..
"The winner of this match and Mr. Money in the Bank... RANDY ORTON!"
..::Jim Ross::..
"He did it King.. With all the odds staked against him.. Randy pulled it off.. Now all we can do is hope Christy is okay..."
..::Jerry "The King" Lawler::..
"I normally go for Batista but I even see this as wrong.. Christy did not do anything to deserve this... No telling what that Monster will do to her.."
Randy pushes himself to his feet and grabs his briefcase and slides out of the ring.. and hurries to the back best he can.. to hopefully find Christy as we fade to black...
Winner: Randy Orton
Match Length: 30:25
(OOC: Okay the rest of the results will be written out later but here are the winners..
Rey vs Eddie
Winner: DRAW
Christian Vs jericho
Winner:Christian
Reversed dession..
Winner: Chris Jericho)
