Post by Lil' Knoxville on Aug 14, 2005 13:16:33 GMT -5
*Lil' Knoxville is seen walking backstage in a business suit when the Coach comes up for an interview. Knoxville turns and smiles for the interview to begin.*
Coach: "Excuse, Knoxville, a while back you asked Stephine for a title match for TCW, and she granted it to you. Why do you think she did that?"
Knoxvill: "Why do I think she did that? Where was you when I asked her for the title, were you with Bessy again?"
Coach: "I don't know what you're talking about."
*Knoxville laughs and snatches the mic.*
Knoxville: "Get your ass out of here."
*Knoxville kicks Coach out of the way of the camera and Michael Cole then comes up.*
Cole: "Now, Knoxville, in your history you have won many of titles maybe have done it all. But what can the fans expect from you? We've never seen you in action and you seem to be a calm guy. So really what do you have for TCW?"
Knoxville: "Well, Cole, actually I can't tell you what to expect. I mean I have a video that could explain if that would help."
Cole: "Yeah sure let's see it."
*The camera turns to a video of Knoxville doing a whole bunch of high flying moves, such as hurricanranna, a backflip off the top rope into a ddt, suicide dive over the top rope, and even the 619 with droppin dimes w/ the song 'Ugly' by The Exies playing in the background. It then goes to Knoxville in a ring with a guy and the words WCWF Title Match comes across the screen. He is facing the WCWF champion, who looks to have the size advantage over him. Knoxville is give the guy all he's got until he put the guy in a modified ankle-lock where he's standing on the other leg. The man taps out and the ref raises his hand. The video then shows refs from many wrestling businesses raising his hands for the title and regular victories. The video the has numbers starting from 100 counting down until it's a 1. The words 'You only have one life, do what you want to.' The video then goes black and back to cole and Knoxville*
Cole: "Wow, that's impressive. So Knoxville telling from that video it seems like you're a ten time World Heavy weight champion. Is that true, or was you just successfully defending the title?"
Knoxville: "I was succesfully defending them. Now if you want to find out more then you're gonna have to listen when I enter that ring like everyone else."
*Knoxville walks off with the camera following him. He walks up to the people who control the pyros and music.*
Knoxville: "Hey, I'm about to go out remember all that I told you."
Man: "Ok."
*The camera then goes to the front of the entrance as 'Don't Make' by 8ball and MJG plays over the PA system. A blue X comes over the titan-tron and Knoxville walks out on to the ramp. He goes to the left side looking at some signs that say, Watch out for Kane, and You will get the Batista Bomb. He smiles and walks to the middle of the ramp. He stands there as blue and gold firework (like Christian) come from above and below. He stands right in the fire for about two minutes and continues to walks to the ring. He stops midway and looks around and sees a sign that says, Knoxville is the next champ. He smile and continues to the ring. He rolls in and goes to the middle of the ring. He makes and X sign as blue fire comes from out of the turnbuckles. He stops and gets a mic. He puts it up to his mouth and speaks.*
Knoxville: "The NEW Legend Killer has arrived! I am going to be the most elite wrestler in this business. I am going to complete my dream in being the most remembered wrestler. For I have been World Champion for many industries. Now I saw that sign that said Knoxville is our next champ, and to tell you the truth I am the next champion. I am what Stephine has been looking for. I have beaten people better than Batista, and I have faced monsters more freaful than Kane. I fear no one. No one can top the things I have done. I have brought many wrestling companies to the top of the mountain, and now I will do it with the T. C. W. Now I know that you people haven't got to know me that well yet, but when you do you won't be disappointed. For I am destiney, and destiney leaves for ever. Now people might say that I can be stopped by hulkamania, benjamin, chris masters, jeff hard or even Goldberg. But you know what I can't be stopped. Now I'm out here to seek an opponent for the TCW Title Match. Now, if you want to be my opponent then come down here, and sign a contract. Now, you may not see one now, but trust me, I always come prepared."
*He smiles as two officers and a lawyer w/ a contract come down to the ring. The lawyer comes in the ring and gets a mic. The officers surround the ring.*
Lawyer: "Mr. Knoxville, you aren't aloud to wrestle do to conditions in your back. You are supposed to be in your bed room resting. But since you want the title match I brought the contract out here. All we need is for you, your opponent, and Miss Stephine to sign it."
*The lawyer hands Knoxville the contract with a pen. Knoxville reads the contract making sure it's not a scam. He drops the contract and pen. He rolls out the ring and lokks underneath it for a table and two folding steel chairs. He slides the three in the ring, and goes over to Lilian. He pushes her out the way and gets the leather chair she was sitting in. He tosses it in the ring and slides in. He sets the chairs, and the table up. He puts the contract on the table and sits in one of the folding steel chairs. He then speaks into the mic.*
Knoxville: "I want my opponent to sign it first, so that way I know it's no scam. He can even pick the match if he wants."
*Knoxville waits for his opponent and Stephine to come down and sign the contract.*
(tbc by anyone who wants to face me.)
(1,093 words yes, I broke a thousand.)
Coach: "Excuse, Knoxville, a while back you asked Stephine for a title match for TCW, and she granted it to you. Why do you think she did that?"
Knoxvill: "Why do I think she did that? Where was you when I asked her for the title, were you with Bessy again?"
Coach: "I don't know what you're talking about."
*Knoxville laughs and snatches the mic.*
Knoxville: "Get your ass out of here."
*Knoxville kicks Coach out of the way of the camera and Michael Cole then comes up.*
Cole: "Now, Knoxville, in your history you have won many of titles maybe have done it all. But what can the fans expect from you? We've never seen you in action and you seem to be a calm guy. So really what do you have for TCW?"
Knoxville: "Well, Cole, actually I can't tell you what to expect. I mean I have a video that could explain if that would help."
Cole: "Yeah sure let's see it."
*The camera turns to a video of Knoxville doing a whole bunch of high flying moves, such as hurricanranna, a backflip off the top rope into a ddt, suicide dive over the top rope, and even the 619 with droppin dimes w/ the song 'Ugly' by The Exies playing in the background. It then goes to Knoxville in a ring with a guy and the words WCWF Title Match comes across the screen. He is facing the WCWF champion, who looks to have the size advantage over him. Knoxville is give the guy all he's got until he put the guy in a modified ankle-lock where he's standing on the other leg. The man taps out and the ref raises his hand. The video then shows refs from many wrestling businesses raising his hands for the title and regular victories. The video the has numbers starting from 100 counting down until it's a 1. The words 'You only have one life, do what you want to.' The video then goes black and back to cole and Knoxville*
Cole: "Wow, that's impressive. So Knoxville telling from that video it seems like you're a ten time World Heavy weight champion. Is that true, or was you just successfully defending the title?"
Knoxville: "I was succesfully defending them. Now if you want to find out more then you're gonna have to listen when I enter that ring like everyone else."
*Knoxville walks off with the camera following him. He walks up to the people who control the pyros and music.*
Knoxville: "Hey, I'm about to go out remember all that I told you."
Man: "Ok."
*The camera then goes to the front of the entrance as 'Don't Make' by 8ball and MJG plays over the PA system. A blue X comes over the titan-tron and Knoxville walks out on to the ramp. He goes to the left side looking at some signs that say, Watch out for Kane, and You will get the Batista Bomb. He smiles and walks to the middle of the ramp. He stands there as blue and gold firework (like Christian) come from above and below. He stands right in the fire for about two minutes and continues to walks to the ring. He stops midway and looks around and sees a sign that says, Knoxville is the next champ. He smile and continues to the ring. He rolls in and goes to the middle of the ring. He makes and X sign as blue fire comes from out of the turnbuckles. He stops and gets a mic. He puts it up to his mouth and speaks.*
Knoxville: "The NEW Legend Killer has arrived! I am going to be the most elite wrestler in this business. I am going to complete my dream in being the most remembered wrestler. For I have been World Champion for many industries. Now I saw that sign that said Knoxville is our next champ, and to tell you the truth I am the next champion. I am what Stephine has been looking for. I have beaten people better than Batista, and I have faced monsters more freaful than Kane. I fear no one. No one can top the things I have done. I have brought many wrestling companies to the top of the mountain, and now I will do it with the T. C. W. Now I know that you people haven't got to know me that well yet, but when you do you won't be disappointed. For I am destiney, and destiney leaves for ever. Now people might say that I can be stopped by hulkamania, benjamin, chris masters, jeff hard or even Goldberg. But you know what I can't be stopped. Now I'm out here to seek an opponent for the TCW Title Match. Now, if you want to be my opponent then come down here, and sign a contract. Now, you may not see one now, but trust me, I always come prepared."
*He smiles as two officers and a lawyer w/ a contract come down to the ring. The lawyer comes in the ring and gets a mic. The officers surround the ring.*
Lawyer: "Mr. Knoxville, you aren't aloud to wrestle do to conditions in your back. You are supposed to be in your bed room resting. But since you want the title match I brought the contract out here. All we need is for you, your opponent, and Miss Stephine to sign it."
*The lawyer hands Knoxville the contract with a pen. Knoxville reads the contract making sure it's not a scam. He drops the contract and pen. He rolls out the ring and lokks underneath it for a table and two folding steel chairs. He slides the three in the ring, and goes over to Lilian. He pushes her out the way and gets the leather chair she was sitting in. He tosses it in the ring and slides in. He sets the chairs, and the table up. He puts the contract on the table and sits in one of the folding steel chairs. He then speaks into the mic.*
Knoxville: "I want my opponent to sign it first, so that way I know it's no scam. He can even pick the match if he wants."
*Knoxville waits for his opponent and Stephine to come down and sign the contract.*
(tbc by anyone who wants to face me.)
(1,093 words yes, I broke a thousand.)
