Post by Lil' Knoxville on Aug 27, 2005 19:56:43 GMT -5
*Knoxville is seen walking backstage with flowers, chocolates, and little Yorkie puppy. He walks up to Pure Innocent's locker room and knock on it. The door opens and Innocents is shocked when she sees what Knoxville has.*
Innocents: "Brandon! Oh, I'v missed you so much."
*Innocents takes the dog and holds it in her arms as he starts to lick her face.*
Innocents: "So, ready to go finish what we started?"
*Knoxville smiles and walks up towards her.*
Knoxville: "To tell you the truth I have to tell you something. I got a call from Stacy Hebner..."
Innocents: "What? Why does she need you?"
Knoxville: "Well, as you know they have this 'Hall of Fame' and they are wanting to induct me into it. I told them I would have to think about it, and also talk it over with you."
Innocents: "Well, *Takes a deep breath* I guess so. I mean you are the best wrestler that HWO had to offer. Why do you think we came here instead of, Unkown? Anyways, sweetie, if you really want to go there then go ahead. Do you want to go?"
*Knoxville looks at Innocents. He then gives her the chocolate and flowers as they head into the room. The camera follows them into the room, and Knoxville continues.*
Knoxville: "Truthfully between you and I the HWO was a load of horse shit, but then again everything that comes from there is bull shit, well besides Stephen, you, and myself. Now, yeah I'll accept the award, but for their pay per view known as 'Spring Bash' is out of the question. Those fans booed me out of there for being the greatest, and now that they see me doing what I do best then they want me back. I'm not going back, yeah sure I may have started there, but that's it. Now I'm the TCW Champion, and I am the one that brings TCW to the top. Anyways that's not really what I came here for."
*Knoxville then goes back into the hallway and screems, "come on in boys". Then Knoxville and two men come into the room.*
Knoxville: "You know The Unknown right?"
Innocents: "Yeah, but what does he have to do with this?"
Knoxville: "Well actually these two are his cousins. They are The Destroyer *Points to the one on the left who looks to be about the size of the big show.* and The Punisher *Points to the other one who looks to be the size of Kane.* These two are our new problem solvers and that old bitch named Unknown is in prison. So he won't be here anytime soon. So Punisher is yours and Destroyer is mine."
*Innocents stands up and hugs Knoxville.*
Innocents: "Oh baby you really know how to keep a woman safe don't you?"
*Knoxville looks into the camera and punches it. It then goes to the fuzzy screen. You can barely here Innocents.*
Innocents: "I really want you to be mine forever."
*The camera goes full black and scene fades to commercial.*
Innocents: "Brandon! Oh, I'v missed you so much."
*Innocents takes the dog and holds it in her arms as he starts to lick her face.*
Innocents: "So, ready to go finish what we started?"
*Knoxville smiles and walks up towards her.*
Knoxville: "To tell you the truth I have to tell you something. I got a call from Stacy Hebner..."
Innocents: "What? Why does she need you?"
Knoxville: "Well, as you know they have this 'Hall of Fame' and they are wanting to induct me into it. I told them I would have to think about it, and also talk it over with you."
Innocents: "Well, *Takes a deep breath* I guess so. I mean you are the best wrestler that HWO had to offer. Why do you think we came here instead of, Unkown? Anyways, sweetie, if you really want to go there then go ahead. Do you want to go?"
*Knoxville looks at Innocents. He then gives her the chocolate and flowers as they head into the room. The camera follows them into the room, and Knoxville continues.*
Knoxville: "Truthfully between you and I the HWO was a load of horse shit, but then again everything that comes from there is bull shit, well besides Stephen, you, and myself. Now, yeah I'll accept the award, but for their pay per view known as 'Spring Bash' is out of the question. Those fans booed me out of there for being the greatest, and now that they see me doing what I do best then they want me back. I'm not going back, yeah sure I may have started there, but that's it. Now I'm the TCW Champion, and I am the one that brings TCW to the top. Anyways that's not really what I came here for."
*Knoxville then goes back into the hallway and screems, "come on in boys". Then Knoxville and two men come into the room.*
Knoxville: "You know The Unknown right?"
Innocents: "Yeah, but what does he have to do with this?"
Knoxville: "Well actually these two are his cousins. They are The Destroyer *Points to the one on the left who looks to be about the size of the big show.* and The Punisher *Points to the other one who looks to be the size of Kane.* These two are our new problem solvers and that old bitch named Unknown is in prison. So he won't be here anytime soon. So Punisher is yours and Destroyer is mine."
*Innocents stands up and hugs Knoxville.*
Innocents: "Oh baby you really know how to keep a woman safe don't you?"
*Knoxville looks into the camera and punches it. It then goes to the fuzzy screen. You can barely here Innocents.*
Innocents: "I really want you to be mine forever."
*The camera goes full black and scene fades to commercial.*
